He's laughing. I'm laughing. He looks so cute.
I wish I wasn't so chubby, but thats okay! He'll get past it. I have a great personality, right? That's what my therapist keeps telling me anyway. I am making him laugh. Men like women who can make them laugh. This is going swimmingly. I feel like Nemo! Swimming along in my little date... swimming, swimming, swimming - laughing, laughing, laughing.
I wonder how long before I can get to the bathroom. I want to check my teeth. I hope I don't have something stuck in them. God. That would be so embarrassing! And the last thing I want is for him to laugh at me instead of with me...
But I'm pretty sure he's laughing WITH me! Cause I'm laughing too! HAHAHA!
AHHH I can't wait to text my five best friends and tell them how well this is going! Gosh. I wonder what we're going to do on our second date. You know, in a couple weeks, my family will all be in town - they would just LOVE him! He's so cute and well mannered. He has a good job, his car is freaking AWESOME. We'd look so cute together driving down the road with his top down. Laughing. I'm sure we'd be laughing! Laughing all the way down Skyline Drive in California...
It would be so fun to take a road trip with him. To spend so many countless hours just talking and laughing like we are right now. Oh the pictures would be so cute too! I could put them in their own special album on Myspace. AND on Facebook. I want everyone to see how cute and happy we are.
Especially Michelle Greenfield.
God, that bitch. That bitch and her ugly boyfriend. I'm sick of her thinking she's so amazing -- I'm sure she'll feel less amazing when he realizes my boyfriend's WAY hotter than her boyfriend. And a lawyer. Okay, granted, he's just THINKING about applying for law school right now but soon enough I'll be the wife of a lawyer!
Kaylee and Nathan will be so happy in their private school too. They'll be the most perfect children... I'm sure they'll just be the cutest combination of me and their father. God, he'll make such a great father too. Just look at him! That's father material right there.
We're going to look like we're plucked straight out of a suburban sitcom. The Robinsons. Yep - we're going to be THAT family. That perfect family that will finally prove to my mother and my sister and my extended family that I CAN find a decent man to settle down with me. And one who thinks I'm funny to boot! And rich. God, we're going to be so rich.
Rich financially and rich in love. Rich in bed too... I bet he's great in bed. How could he not be?!
Sigh. This has been the perfect first date. Just PERFECT.
Oh he's dropping me off right now. Such a gentleman, dropping me off. I'll hang in the car for a bit, I'm sure he's too nervous to kiss me, trying to keep up his gentleman persona and all.
Aww, look, he keeps looking at his hands. Out the window. The steering wheel. Anywhere but at my face. He's shy. I think I love him even more now! Shy boys are so endearing.
Well. Maybe he's not that type. That type to kiss on the first date. Even better. He wants our first kiss to really MEAN something. He knows I'll mean something, so he doesn't want to screw it up! Thats even sweeter and even more endearing. Honestly. He's going to make such a good father. Thats all I keep thinking.
I'm going to walk really slow so I don't trip now. I want him to watch me walk way, he needs to think about how much he wishes he would have kissed me before I disappear into my house...
Oh. He's gone already.
Maybe he was so embarrassed he didn't have enough balls to kiss me that he needed to leave as quickly as possible. Maybe he was too excited about telling his best friend that he's just met his soulmate (ME! His future wife!) that he had to get out of sight so he could call. He probably needs support. I need support.
I hope he calls. I can't wait for him to call. Is it too soon to call tonight? How about texting? Does that count? I'll just get online and wait for him. Maybe he'll get online when he gets home to tell me how much fun he had. God, we had fun. All that laughing. Can't wait for more laughing!
(3 hours later)
Guess he's not getting online tonight. Maybe he's busy dreaming of me!
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Guy (as he's cracking open his beer at home): God. Thank GOD that's over. I hate dates where you can just tell from the start there's no connection. Glad I could tell she at least realized it wasn't going to work out either.
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